Twitter Banter

It's been a mixture of laughs and angst lately. Dark shadows are being cast over Twitter. There's been a whole lot of Twitter banter. Somehow, the point of social networking is slowly giving way to an immoral circus. This week, there's been one topic or the other; sometimes even more...in addition to those lists. Uggh THOSE LISTS ARE THE WORST!

We're all leaving for school soon, almost thankfully. It's been a too eventful summer, what with boys leaking nude photos of girls, girls bitching about each other [pardon our French], and the likes. Ha, there was even the period of memo pad munches -- Mama Supo Supo and the rest. Almost every day has been one or more story/stories, with humorous and/or abusive comments and perspectives. Even international and inter-university Tweetfights have had their own share of drama, too; party pictures leaking... And then the lists.

Lotta jokes are made out of these 'twepisodes', but images are destroyed too. Why, a girl reportedly almost killed herself, when her nudes were leaked by her ex-boyfriend.

Earlier this week, a guy named 'Mustapha' was called out for being a notorious 'p setter', known for direct messaging sexually and/or suggestively with girls way younger than he is, him being 25 years old. Mixed comments were thrown into timelines. That died down.

There was also the case of 'ayotrey'; a homosexual rather easy on the eyes. He always gets attention on Twitter from Nigerians. He came back to 'stroke' us, and then someone else said we looked like disabled cockroaches or something. *Sigh. We kept attacking, or at least most of us did, trying to salvage our country's reputation? I don't know. That died down.

Day-before-yesterday morning, a woman (@Tiara_Xtar) made us believe [we don't want to say for sure that a human is actually capable of such inhumane acts] that she aborted her babies and took pictures of them, claiming that she was Beyonce's look alike, that she had been having babies since she was 12, and her daughter had better do the same. She revelled in the attention people gave her.
That died down.


Day before yesterday, a twitter account (@ICriticise) tweeted at renowned singer, Wizkid (@wizkidayo) that a member of an upcoming music group DRB i.e. FreshL(@FreshLDRB) said that another member of DRB, Boj (@BolajiDRB) could sing better than Wizkid. War began. Some were of the opinion that FreshL had the right to speak his mind and state his opinion without being attacked. Others were of the opinion that FreshL had no right to compare, because they were/are upcoming. Others said Boj should just leave, for public image reasons. That hasn't died down, as people don't seem to fancy FreshL.

There was also the #beyoncesparty on Sept 4th - Beyonce's Birthday. It was a fun trending topic, under which people made harmless jokes. A rarity nowadays. DonJazzy, business mogul, MAVIN Records owner and producer seemed to enjoy himself immensely tweeting about it.

Yesterday night, another list came out -__________- The last link below. Some CU guy's list of girls he has 'done it with'. Pathetic, really. Opinions flew back and worth, as usual.


...GUYS, THIS IS NOT WHY WE ARE ON TWITTER.

In case you missed the links, however:
40 'Hot And Bangable Chiqs' On Naija Twitter.
Top 10 'Gay Couples' on Naija Twitter
Top 20 .Twitter Idiots.
Top 20 Female TL Rockers
Twitter's Top Most Foolish Female Tweeps
50 Most Knacked Babes On Twitter
Top 40 intelligent chics on Twitter
List of girls I've fvcked

Kanye's new song about Kim.

Kanye West announced on Twitter yesterday that his new song 'Perfect B***h' is about his girlfriend Kim Kardashian. In the song, he raps verses about his search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the "perfect b***h''.

I don't know if this is supposed to be sweet or err romantic? but Kim K didn't seem to mind.

Uh-oh! Wizkid reacts to the D'banj tweet.

We posted yesterday about the alleged tweet Wizkid sent to D'banj insulting him. Well, Wiz  wasn't too happy when he heard about allegation and took to twitter to hit back at those who started the rumour, He tweeted 'OK Nigeria's official Twitter account saying "*used to have a lot of respect for u guys but y'all just proved a bunch of fools run ur shit!..get ur facts right!.*" 

He went on to tweet ''Don't owe no1 nothing...Dbanj is a friend nd a big bro 2 me..nd I'm way toooooo grown to tweet that shit!...Get it!!.."

Wow. A little feisty aren't we Wizkid?

Did Wizkid really tweet this?

Apparently, Wizkid insulted D'banj on social networking site Twitter but the tweet looks fake to me, really, anything can be edited these days.

Choc Boys, Dencia get verified on Twitter.

Chocolate city artistes Brymo, Jesse jagz and Ice prince are now verified on twitter joining Dbanj, Asa, Genevieve Nnaji, Oluchi, Osaze Odemwinge & Nneka as verified Nigerian celebrities. Also, Dencia, a relatively unknown singer got verified on Twitter.. how? We dont know.

Hashtag : #CelebOlympicCompetitions

The Olympics is definately the most talked about event at the moment. Earlier today TMZ (@TMZ) tweeted   "If they had them, we wonder what they'd be, any ideas? We'll start you off - Velvet Rope Hurdles #CelebOlympicCompetitions" LOL.

Here are some of the funny #CelebOlympicCompetitions people came up with;

- the high jump. #CelebOlympicCompetitions .. key word 'high'

- Fake breast stroke #CelebOlympicCompetitions LOL

- Out run a #Belieber to get @justinbieber relay #CelebOlympicCompetitions @TMZ

- Face Lifting  #CelebOlympicCompetitions 

- Kanye Mic Snatching relay  #CelebOlympicCompetitions 

- The 100yrd rehab dash  #CelebOlympicCompetitions 

While most of Twitter was loving the hashtag, some didnt like it. There was the ''Why must we drag useless celebs into everything? Let the athlete's have the shine they can only get every 4 years" tweet.